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Fans Will Listen To ‘Hot In Herre’ 287 Million Times To Get Nelly Out Of Debt

Fans Will Listen To ‘Hot In Herre’ 287 Million Times To Get Nelly Out Of Debt

Posted by John P. Bradford // September 16, 2016

All the beautiful moments you and the rest of your heathens spent in middle school swearing you had it locked at the top of the Four Seasons are about to come rushing back to you thanks to our greatest national pastime: tax evasion.

On Sunday, TMZ reported rapper Nelly faced a $2.4 million federal tax lien. In response, fans began a grassroots movement to keep the 41-year-olds assets and property from being seized by the IRS.

Its up to those of us who spent our formative years shouting I AMGETTINSO HOTI WANNA TAKE MY CLOOOTHES OFF! to stream Nellys hit Hot In Herre until our man is out of debt.

Despite having our own lives, jobs and secrets that cant leave Cancun, lets each do our part to help Nelly.

Do it for the former sweaty mass of 12-year-olds, huddled together at a dance in the multipurpose room, begging to know, What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models?

Were here for you, Nelly. Cant nobody stop the juice.

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